有什么特别搞笑的电影
《疯狂的赛车》是由宁浩执导，黄渤、戎祥、九孔、徐峥、王双宝、巴多、董立范等人主演的喜剧。该片主要讲述了一个因0.01秒之差而与金牌擦肩而过的职业自行车运动员耿浩。在痛失金牌后，他又被终生禁赛，为了维持生计，他干起了用冷冻车为餐馆送海鲜的行当。但命运多舛，在平静的过了5年“海鲜仔”的生活后，因为一个偶然的事件，他被卷入了一系列错综复杂的案件之中。《人在囧途》是由武汉华旗影视制作公司出品，叶伟民执导，文隽监制，徐峥、王宝强主演的喜剧电影。影片以春运为背景，讲述了玩具集团老板李成功和讨债的挤奶工牛耿前往长沙的旅程故事。《越光宝盒》是由刘镇伟执导，孙俪、郑中基、梁咏琪、朱茵、郭德纲、黄渤、曾志伟、吴君如、钟欣潼等人主演的爱情喜剧。讲述了玫瑰仙子因为仰慕紫霞与至尊宝的爱情而偷走紫青宝剑，希望能寻求那种命中注定的爱情，她和山贼清一色阴差阳错获得月光宝盒，在时空穿梭中演出一段疯狂的穿越故事。《夏洛特烦恼》是由开心麻花、新丽电影和腾讯视频联合出品，闫非、彭大魔执导，沈腾、马丽、尹正、王智及艾伦联袂主演的喜剧电影。该片改编自“开心麻花”同名舞台剧，讲述了夏洛在大闹初恋婚礼后意外重返青春并最终领悟人生、找回真爱的故事。《疯狂的石头》是宁浩导演的黑色喜剧片，由郭涛、刘桦、黄渤、连晋和徐峥等出演。该片讲述了重庆某濒临倒闭的工艺品厂在推翻旧厂房时发现了一块价值连城的翡翠，不料国际大盗麦克与本地以道哥为首的小偷三人帮都盯上了翡翠，他们与工艺品厂保卫科的科长包世宏长展开了激烈的攻防战。《恶棍天使》是由天津橙子映像传媒有限公司、北京光线影业有限公司出品的喜剧片，由邓超、俞白眉联合执导，俞白眉编剧，邓超、孙俪领衔出演。该片改编自同名话剧，讲述了高智商低情商女学霸查小刀遇到专职替人讨债的恶棍莫非里，俩人在神医折耳根的介绍下互相“治疗”发生的一系列故事。《一念天堂》是由张承执导，范伟编剧，沈腾、马丽主演的一部喜剧电影。影片讲述了“网骗”沈默一意孤行地帮助“网红”马晓丽，最终却将她纳入了自己的“行骗计划”的故事。《唐人街探案2》是唐人街探案系列电影的第二辑，由陈思诚执导，王宝强、刘昊然、肖央、刘承羽、尚语贤、王迅、元华、妻夫木聪、迈克尔·皮特主演的动作片。该片讲述了唐仁为巨额奖金欺骗秦风到纽约参加世界名侦探大赛，比赛的内容是寻找杀害唐人街教父七叔的孙子的凶手。两人再次组合侦破案件，并冒着生命危险闹翻纽约的故事。《煎饼侠》是由董成鹏执导，董成鹏、袁姗姗、柳岩领衔主演，吴君如、曾志伟、岳云鹏、乔杉等联合主演，邓超、郭采洁、尚格云顿、小沈阳等特别出演，陈思诚、林更新、羽泉、韩寒、陈赫、郑恺、包贝尔友情出演的喜剧片。该影片主要讲述了演员大鹏由于一次意外事故跌入人生谷底后发生的趣事。《港囧》是由徐峥执导并主演，赵薇、包贝尔、杜鹃、葛民辉联合主演的爱情喜剧片。该片讲述了设计师徐来为了与二十年前的初恋女神重聚，便在香港经历了一系列囧事，最后才发现身边的妻子才是最值得珍惜的故事。
《我拒绝》用英语怎么说？
I refuse
refuse的意思是“拒绝，谢绝”
decline, refuse, reject, deny这组动词都有拒绝的意思。
decline v.婉言拒绝，谢绝，相当于refuse politely，主要用于拒绝有关社交活动的邀请或要求帮助的请求，后接名词或动词不定式，主语只能是人。
I invited her to join us, but she declined.我邀请她和我们在一起，可是她婉言谢绝了。
refuse v.是比较普通的用词，表示拒绝，含有非常坚决地、不客气地拒绝的意思。
三分钟英语演讲稿关于校园
Hello everyone,In fact, really a hard nut to crack started from the day, pure vast sea have had a history of the planet's earliest life-precision end - with green algae group; a matter of fact, really a hard nut to crack from the day began, more than the Pentium the shore of the Yellow River had the ancestors of modern man in mind - Lam Tin man; a matter of fact, really a hard nut to crack started from the day, the earth is pleased to hold the Prometheus stole the fire, so a declaration of civilization and complete the initial the birth of ... ... Then, slowly in this planet with people who nurture this planet with the dazzling brilliance of mankind! The creation of human civilization!
And spiritual civilization is in full bloom on the tree of human civilization in a magnificent wonderful, each have a nation with its unique cultural form of continuation of their own civilization, of course, are everyone's words and deeds in their unique way of the performance of their own acts of self-cultivation and moral connotations. Ancient civilizations like the statement: "the only slander small to achieve the capacity of Germany, Voice of Germany, German act", and then "the world is due to the security people." In fact, the biggest difference between people, not the ability level of poverty is not rich, but, above all, the high ideological level, a reflection of the degree of civilization. From ancient times, civilization has brought the comfort of our spiritual and material development. Thus, civilization will shape the image of our beautiful and noble qualities. However, the reality of the spiritual ivory tower is not as we imagine, as perfect. Us take a look at the conduct of some secondary school students may not be satisfactory. Public property is always "beyond recognition"; classroom "Miao T Shenghui" culture of the desks and the "colorful" pictures of the wall, so that you forget to look over; campus newspaper瓜皮stone debris everywhere, and a white garbage flying all over the sky, "Do not trample on the lawn" next to every track, as well as the classroom, "mutilated foot" of the tables and chairs ... ... these "missing the United States" to give us the image of high-quality secondary school students play a big discount, we accept the social morality from an early age education, many students can reel off a lot to say about social ethics. But everywhere on campus to see litter with discarded, beverage bottles, listen to some students out of the bad mouth, how can it not but feel deeply grieved! Are we are "the language of the Giants, the action of the Dwarfs," what? That we ask ourselves: "how the modern secondary school students? Which our civilization gone? Our high-quality education is one such right? Our first image of the human being the case, Wenzhou People's image of being the case?"
Civilization of a society moral standards, can be a reflection of the degree of civilization of a country, a person who fails to comply with the civilization of a society, will affect their own small image will be a big impact on the collective, social and national reputation. In the Qing Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty Minister Li as ambassador to Russia, in a public occasion, the bad habit of attack, a spit spitting , foreign journalists have been greatly exaggerated, a mockery of the Chinese people face. This is a non-compliance with social morality of the lessons of history of civilization. Thought-provoking, a house, So why do not sweep the world? "Do not do not refrain from doing good, not to be small and evil." We are the masters of the schools, we are the new era, and civilized campus environment to safeguard the needs of our own, the school the image of the same civilization, we need the students themselves set.
Mr. Lu Xun once said: "The Chinese want to keep for the world, its first in oneself, the legislature and then give everything." "Oneself" is meant to improve people's ideological and moral cultivation, civilized people do. Cultivation of human civilization is not a birthright, but by a continuous improvement the day after tomorrow.
We improve our own moral self-cultivation is not necessarily what a great move, as long as the litter from the side do not, do not step on the lawn chaotic start these things. Cultivate the habit of civilization, so that the concept of civilization from the unconscious level to the level of awareness so that our every move throughout civilization. So that our modern civilization has become a synonym for the twenty-first man!
AI do not have to blame their own strength too weak, the image of the school building civilizations have little effect, there is no need to doubt it is not too late. Imagine, instead of bread yeast in the little right? However, this yeast alone, not just bread you made up. Now I create a provincial-level correction in the A category of S & P high, the city is also the creation of a civilized city, sea diving, with wide, high-Ren鸟飞days, let each one of our students have done the school, the community of yeast, so that their own enzymes, in the school play its due role.
Campus, as well as the construction of spiritual civilization is a society that everyone will work together on operations, as long as we have from the start bit by bit, starting from the side! Perhaps your in between and stomp it to maintain its good image, but also our contemporary twenty-first embodiment of the quality of people, representing 21 of our human spirit. Call of the twenty-first in our civilization, society calls for high-quality personnel, to man-made has been for the public to private, we should enhance their spiritual self-cultivation and shaping the image of a beautiful and constantly improve themselves. Students, yardstick of civilization in your heart, in practice, testing myself in action to improve their for our first building of spiritual civilization and the common struggle to improve the quality of it!
Finished my speech! Thank you!
其实，真的说不清是从哪一天开始，纯净辽阔的大海里产生了星球史上最早的生命精结——绿藻群带；其实，真的说不清是从哪一天开始，奔腾不止的黄河岸边出现了现代人铭记的祖先——蓝田人类；其实，真说不清是从哪一天开始，大地欣然地托起了普罗米修斯窃取的火种，从而宣告了文明初始而完整的诞生……于是，慢慢地在这颗星球上有了人，他们在这颗星球上孕育着人类的璀璨与辉煌！创造着人类的文明！
而精神文明则是绽放在人类文明之树上一朵绚丽的奇葩，每一个民族也都以其独有的文化形式延续其自身的文明，当然每一个人也都以其独有的言行方式表现自己的修养内涵和道德行为。文明有如古人言：“小则止谤，以达到德之容，德之音，德之举”，大则“而致天下百姓之安”。其实，人与人之间最大的差别，不是能力水平，不是贫穷富有，而首先是思想境界的高下，文明程度的体现。从古至今，文明带给了我们精神上的安慰，物质上的发展。于是，文明便塑造了我们美好的形象和高尚品德。然而，现实中象牙塔的精神文明并非如我们所想象的那样完美。看看我们身边有些中学生的行为未必尽如人意。公共财物总是 “面目全非”；教室里“妙笔生辉”的课桌文化和“丰富多彩”的墙壁图画，让你过目难忘；校园里报纸瓜皮果核杂物随处可见，白色垃圾漫天飞舞，“请勿践踏草坪”旁的条条小道，还有教室里“断手断脚”的桌椅……这些“残缺美”给我们高素质的中学生形象打了大折扣，我们从小接受社会公共道德的教育，很多同学都可以滔滔不绝地大谈社会公德。可是看见校园中随处丢弃的垃圾带、饮料瓶，听着某些同学口中吐出的脏话，怎能不教人痛心疾首呢！难道我们都是“语言的巨人，行动的矮子”么？我们是否该扪心自问：“怎么了，现代的中学生？我们的文明哪去了？我们的高素质教育就是这样的吗？我们二十一中人的形象既是如此，温州人的形象既是如此？”
一个社会的文明道德水平，可以折射出一个国家的文明程度，一个人如果不遵守社会文明，小的会影响自身形象，大的则会影响集体，社会及国家声誉。在清朝的时候，清朝大臣李鸿章出使俄国，在一公开场合，恶习发作，随地吐了一口痰，被外国记者大加渲染、嘲弄，丢尽了中国人的脸。这是一个不遵守文明社会公德的历史教训。发人深省的，一屋不扫何以扫天下？“勿以善小而不为，勿以恶小而为之。” 我们是学校的主人，我们是时代的新人，文明的校园环境需要我们自己来维护，学校的文明形象同样需要我们同学自己来树立。
鲁迅先生曾说过：“中国欲存争于天下，其首在立人，人立而后凡事举。”“立人”的意思便是要完善人的思想和道德修养，做文明之士。人的文明修养并不是与生俱来的，而是靠后天不断完善的。
我们完善自己的道德修养并非一定要有什么了不起的举措，只要从身边不乱丢垃圾、不乱踩草坪这些小事做起。养成文明的习惯，使文明的观念从意识层次进入无意识层次，使文明贯穿我们的一举一动。让文明成为我们当代二十一中人的代名词！
不必艾怨自己的力量太单薄，对学校文明形象的建设影响不大，也不必疑惑现在还来不来得及。试想一下，面包里的酵母不是很少吗？可是，单凭这一点酵母，不是就把面包发起来了么。现在我校正在创建省级A类普高，我市也正在创建文明城，海阔凭鱼跃，天高任鸟飞，就让我们每一位同学都做这个学校，这个社会的酵母，让自己的酵素，在这个学校起到应有的作用。
校园以及社会精神文明的建设是靠大家一起来行动，只要我们都从点滴做起，从身边做起！也许，就在你的抬手与顿足之间却维护了自己的美好形象，同时也体现着我们当代二十一中人的素质，代表着我们二十一中人的精神面貌。我们二十一中呼唤文明，社会呼唤高素质的人才，为人为己，为公为私，我们都应该提高自己的精神文明修养和塑造美好的形象，不断完善自己。同学们，擎起你心中的文明标尺，在实践中检验自己，在行动中提高自己，为我们学校的精神文明建设和素质的提高共同奋斗吧！
我的演讲完毕！谢谢大家！
大学英语演讲比赛演讲稿
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The title of my speech today is "Crossing the Sea" . An English poet by the name of Rudyard Kipling once wrote in this poem "We and They" :
All the people like us are We
and everyone else is They
We live over the sea
While They live over the way
We eat pork and beef with cow horn-handled knives
They who gobble their rice off a leaf
Are horrified out of their lives.
When these lines first caught my eyes, I was shocked--how could two people remain so isolated and ignorant of each other in the past? Today's society, of course, is an entirely different picture. Those people who used to eat with gobble their rice might be as well have taken to fish and chips.
Indeed, just take China as example; Our modern life has been influenced by Western style of living in so many ways that it's no longer surprising to see teenagers going crazy about rock-and-roll, whole families dining out at McDonald's and even rather elderly people dressed in Apple Jeans.
However, these are only some expressions of the cultural changes taking place in our society today. What is really going on is a subtle but significant restructuring of the nation's mentality. Just look around.
How many college graduates are ready to compete aggressively for every job opportunity, whereas not long ago they were asked just to sit idle and wait for whatever was to be assigned to them by the government?
How many young people are now eager to seek for an independent life whereas only two decades ago they would rely totally on their parents to arrange for their future? Ask anyone who participates in today's speech contest. Who has not come with a will to fight and who has not come determined to achieve self-fulfillment in winning the game? And I'm quite certain that if Confucius had lived to see today's China, he would have been horrified to see young lovers kissing each other in public places in an unreserved expression of their passion.
It is therefore evident that we as descendants of an ancient Eastern civilization are already living under strong influence of the Western culture. But it is not only in China that we find the incorporation of the two cultures.
Take the United States as an example: During the 1980s, in face of the overwhelming competition from Japan, many American companies such as the Ford began to adopt a teamwork management from their rivals, the essence of which, lay at the very core of Eastern culture.
Take the Chinese acupuncture as another example: This traditional treatment of diseases is finally finding its way to the West and hence the underlying notion that illness is resulted from the imbalance between yin and yang within the body--an idea which would strike any Westerner as incredible in the past!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we live in a great epoch when the global integration of economy and the information revolution have brought cultures of the world closer than ever before. We live in a particular era when countries, East and West, find themselves in need of readjusting their traditional values. We live, at the same time, at a critical juncture of our evolution because such problems as ethnic conflicts and regional unrest are increasingly posing a threat to the peace and happiness of the whole human race.To cope with such an era and to embrace an even brighter future, we need to learn to live more harmoniously in a world community which is becoming smaller and smaller. My dear fellow students, our command of the English language render sit possible for us to gain an insight into Western culture while retaining our own cultural identity.
Therefore, it is our sacred responsibility to promote the cultural exchanges and hence the mutual understanding between China and the rest of the world.
It is my happiest dream that new generation of Chinese will not only grow up drinking Coca cola and watching Hollywood, but also be blessed with the far-reaching benefits of multiple cultures; benefits that our forefathers had never, ever dreamed of.
To end my speech, I would like to quote Rudyard Kipling again:
All the people like us are We
And everyone else is They
But once you cross over the sea
You will end by looking on We
As only a sort of They.
Thank you.
译文:穿越海洋
女士们、先生们，晚上好。今天，我演讲的题目是:《穿越海洋》。
英国诗人罗得雅德·吉卜林曾写过一首诗，名叫《我们与他们》，其中写道:
像我们的人是我们
其余的人是他们
我们生活在海这边
他们生活在路那边
我们用牛角柄的刀叉吃猪牛肉
吞吃粽叶包饭的他们
吓得要死。
第一次读到这首诗，我很震惊——过去两个民族何以如此疏离、彼此陌生?当然今日的社会呈现出完全不同的情景
:那些过去吃米饭的人们也开始喜欢吃鱼和薯条。
的确如此，就拿中国来说，西方的生活方式已经广泛地影响了我们的现代生活，以致对于年轻人对摇滚乐着
迷，全家去吃麦当劳，老年人穿苹果牌牛仔裤，大家都已习以为常。
然而，这不过是我们当今社会中所发生的文化变迁的表面现象而已，真正发生的却是我们的民族心理开始了微妙
而又有重大意义的重建，大家只要看看周围就会清楚。
不久以前，大学生还只是束手空坐，等待政府给他们分配工作;如今，又有多少大学生正在做充分准备，为争取任
何工作机会而激烈角逐?
20年前年轻人还完全依靠父母为他们安排未来，今天又有多少年轻人在急切地寻求一种独立的生活?试问今天参加
演讲比赛的诸位，谁不是带着志在一搏的心情来到这里?谁不是铁下心来赢得这场比赛以实现自我?如今年轻人毫无顾
忌地宣泄情感当众亲吻，我确信，倘若孔子在世，他必被吓坏。
很明显，我们这些东方古老文明的后裔们早已生活在西方文化的强烈影响之下，然而出现这种异质文化合流的
现象不止是在中国。
以美国为例，20世纪80年代，面对来自日本的强大竞争压力，许多美国公司如福特公司开始采用对手的集体合作
管理方式，而这种方式正是东方文化核心之精华。
再以中华针灸为例，这种传统的医疗方法以及这种疗法的依据——即人体阴阳失调导致疾病最终得到西方社会的
承认，而在过去，西方人还认为这是无稽之谈。
女士们，先生们，我们恰逢一个伟大的时代:全球经济一体化、信息革命使得世界各种文化联系比以往更加紧密;
我们恰逢一个特殊的年代:无论是东方国家还是西方国家都意识到自身急需调整传统价值。与此同时，我们正生活在发
展的关键时刻:种族冲突，地区动荡正越来越威胁着整个人类的和平与幸福。如何对待这一时代，拥抱更加灿烂的未来
，我们需要学会在越来越小的世界大家庭中更加和睦地生活。
亲爱的同学们，我们掌握英语，得以了解西方文化，与此同时，又不失本民族的文化特征。
因此，促进中国与世界的文化交流与相互理解是我们神圣的责任。
我有一个美好的梦想，我梦想中国的年轻一代不仅仅在喝可口可乐、看好莱坞影片中成长，而且还受益于我们的
父辈所从未梦想过的多元文化所带来的深远影响。
最后，再次以罗得雅德·吉卜林的诗作为我此次演讲的结尾:
像我们的人是我们
其余的人是他们
然而一旦你们穿洋越海
就不会再把我们
看做仅仅是他们。
谢谢。
翻译 Translate the following passage into Chinese.
将下文翻译成中文。
这时候服务生拿来了我点的鸡肉，惭愧地说这肉的味道闻起来真像鹧鸪，差堪食用。我试着切下来一小块，结果血流了出来而且气味更加浓烈了。我再接再厉尝了一下，味道实在是太糟糕了，我不免做了个鬼脸。而那个英国人伸手过来给自己切了一份，又把自己的那份一切为二，自己吃了一半，另一半给了他的妻子。没人能吃得下这样的东西，所以英国人笑着轻轻地说：“瞧我说的没错吧？”
the blind side 英文人物介绍
"The Blind Side" is based on the remarkable true story of Baltimore Ravens offensive left tackle Michael Oher played by Quinton Aaron. Michael grew up in the inner city housing projects with his mother in Memphis, Tennessee aptly named "Hurt Village". Michael's story begins with him being homeless and coming from a broken home with a drug-addicted mother, and an absentee father. Because of his family circumstances, Family Services took control of his life as he was growing up. Unfortunately, he was being bounced around in and out of foster homes, and now as a teenager he has taken it upon himself that he would rather be homeless. By a stroke of luck, and the coach's wish for a player the size of Michael, he ends up enrolling in a private Christian school where the Tuohy kids go. Michael is a quiet person who is befriended by S.J. Tuohy (Jae Head), the youngest Tuohy whose connection to Michael starts the ball rolling. One icy winter night, as Michael is walking down the road to the school gym, where he is sleeping, Leigh Anne Tuohy (Sandra Bullock) with her husband and kids pick Michael up and take him home. Michael is taken in and is accepted by the Tuohy family who wants to help him fulfill his great potential. The teenager faces a new set of challenges that he and his newly adopted family must overcome.
求the blind side（中译弱点） 英文 介绍
不知道你要的是不是这个，还找到一个东西在这个放不下，在下个答案里给你
Sandra Bullock ("The Proposal"), Tim McGraw ("Friday Night Lights") and Oscar® winner Kathy Bates ("Misery") star in Alcon Entertainment and Warner Bros. Pictures' "The Blind Side," which depicts the remarkable true story of All-American football star Michael Oher.
Teenager Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) is surviving on his own, virtually homeless, when he is spotted on the street by Leigh Anne Tuohy (Sandra Bullock). Learning that the young man is one of her daughter's classmates, Leigh Anne insists that Michael—wearing shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter—come out of the cold. Without a moment's hesitation, she invites him to stay at the Tuohy home for the night. What starts out as a gesture of kindness becomes much more as Michael becomes part of the Tuohy family despite the differences in their backgrounds.
Living in his new environment, the teen faces a completely different set of challenges to overcome. And as the family helps Michael fulfill his potential, both on and off the football field, Michael's presence in the Tuohys' lives leads them to some insightful self-discoveries of their own.
"The Blind Side" is directed by John Lee Hancock ("The Rookie"), who also wrote the screenplay based on the book The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game, by Michael Lewis. Gil Netter, Broderick Johnson and Andrew Kosove are producing the film with Molly Smith, Erwin Stoff and Tim Bourne serving as executive producers.
Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw star as Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy, and Kathy Bates stars as one of Michael Oher's dedicated tutors, Miss Sue. Quinton Aaron is introduced in the central role of Michael Oher. The film also stars newcomer Lily Collins and Jae Head ("Hancock") as the Tuohy children, Collins and S.J., respectively.
The behind-the-scenes creative team is led by director of photography Alar Kivilo ("Year One," "The Lake House"), two-time Oscar®-nominated production designer Michael Corenblith ("Apollo 13," "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," "Frost/Nixon"), editor Mark Livolsi ("Marley & Me," "The Devil Wears Prada") and costume designer Daniel Orlandi ("Angels & Demons," "Frost/Nixon").
Opening nationwide on November 20, "The Blind Side" is a presentation of Alcon Entertainment and will be distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.
不能回答了，但是有个PDF很不错，介绍背景的
http://www.theblindsidemovie.com/pdf/prodNotes.pdf
